GOSSIP COUGAR

Fall Shmall

2009-11-20T16:23:00.000-08:00

November in Cougar Town is a time of leaves changing, giving thanks, and overeating. For some that may include pizza, popsicles, and even IN-N-OUT. But for others, finding something to be thankful for may be a little more difficult this season. Lonely Boy, Kyle Fillmore, has had quite the week. Not even the Jazz's phenomenal win in San Antonio could boost this boys spirits. But after what turned out to be an eventful evening, he seems to be pulling through (with the help of some percocet). Rumor has it, KKF made a trip to the emergency room late Thursday night escorted by none other than his Ex. What was the occasion you may ask? Thrown out back. His claim: old age. Or could it have been the exorbitant amount of Viagra he took that caused this owie? A failed attempt at impressing Taylor Donahoo perhaps? Really Kyle? Hopefully the percocet kicked in before you decided to take a stroll down Taylor's road. Either way, if Lonely Boy's not too careful he's going to end up a whole lot lonelier than the first twenty five years. Tis the season.
You know you love me,
XOXO
Gossip Girl

A Drooling Mess

2009-11-05T14:25:00.000-08:00

Spotted: Ashleigh Jameson relying on Tony and Auralee for her Halloween costume this year...luckily teammate Kelsey Kakadelas was sick that day or else she would have had to wear this repulsing attire too. Was A trying to be a good friend recreating a life size K? Or was she too embarrassed to do the walk of shame alone? In this BYU dynasty, dressing like an oversized toddler is almost as bad as coming to practice dressed like a hobo. At least then she would have fit in to her new neighborhood. Looks like A couldn't rely on her soccer skills to save her from this drooling mess. D- for this costume. But don't look so sad A, you can always come back next year like super-senior Katie Larken. Good luck in your championship games, you know i'll be watching...

XOXO,

Gossip Cougar ♥

COUGAR ROAMING

2009-11-04T18:19:00.000-08:00

Hey CougarTown, Gossip Cougar here and I know everyone has a secret they're dying to tell. Involved in post Halloween drama? Start sending in your dirty little secrets cause there's nothing Gossip Cougar likes more than a good cat fight.
You know you love me, XOXO,
Gossip Cougar